Portrait d’Une Femme by Ezra Pound

Your mind and you are our Sargasso Sea,
London has swept about you this score years
And bright ships left you this or that in fee:
Ideas, old gossip, oddments of all things,
Strange spars of knowledge and dimmed wares of price.

Great minds have sought you- lacking someone else.
You have been second always. Tragical?
No. You preferred it to the usual thing:
One dull man, dulling and uxorious,
One average mind- with one thought less, each year.

Oh, you are patient, I have seen you sit
Hours, where something might have floated up.
And now you pay one. Yes, you richly pay.
You are a person of some interest, one comes to you
And takes strange gain away:

Trophies fished up; some curious suggestion;
Fact that leads nowhere; and a tale for two,
Pregnant with mandrakes, or with something else
That might prove useful and yet never proves,
That never fits a corner or shows use,

Or finds its hour upon the loom of days:
The tarnished, gaudy, wonderful old work;
Idols and ambergris and rare inlays,
These are your riches, your great store; and yet
For all this sea-hoard of deciduous things,

Strange woods half sodden, and new brighter stuff:
In the slow float of differing light and deep,
No! there is nothing! In the whole and all,
Nothing that's quite your own.
Yet this is you.

sail along the silver sky

I remember sitting on the edge of her bed. Her old boyfriend's picture
in a drawer somewhere now, and her new boyfriend out of town for the
weekend, which is why we were visiting. Me and Dave, who was really
sub-league for me except at the time I was not really capable of
interacting with my actual peers and he played guitar so he became
attractive to me. This was the fall after the summer when I gave
everything up. Most of my thinking at the time had to do with how
excellent and frightening it felt to float away, rid of ballast, no
ties. I cut off all my hair because it seemed a terrible encumbrance,
and then balanced this with heavy bracelets, silver rings. I was not
unconflicted. Deep down I knew that giving up what you want is not the
same as giving up wanting. Anyway sitting on the edge of her bed, and
he's brushing her hair, and then she's brushing his. Hers short and
blond, his long waves of golden chestnut, something for a girl to envy,
and I watched the brush going through her hair, going through his, the
two of them giggling together. I felt like I was watching monkeys
grooming, ridiculous. And I felt so absurdly jealous I wanted to cry. I
sat on the edge of the bed and watched another connection I had
imagined sever itself. Another rope cut.

I don't feel anything particular about that story now. It's a thing
that happened. I remember it so that I don't repeat it, so that I never
again find myself sitting on the edge of a bed close to tears for being
who I am or for wanting something for a moment, wanting anything, even
less than I deserve. It wasn't a good moment, but I got through it, I
got through worse, and I wouldn't trade the memory for the absence of
the pain it caused. Even if the scars are ugly, it beats the
alternative, which is for all the fire in my heart to burn out while I
stay in one place, tethered to a ground I know is uninhabitable.

last time

"As you can see, the fin de siècle…"
Eventually I slip away from
the tour group
and wander out into the castle courtyard.
The grounds have not been tended
for years –
Ninety minus forty-five years, exactly.

I take
out a cigarette, because I am learning
to be European. A plume of
smoke says,
"I have never been so lonely,"
but in fact I was much
lonelier, once,
on the tenth floor and I did not jump then.

My
heart is harder now; burned to brittle.
I have a great deal less to
lose.
From the balcony above me a girl is crying
and her mother's
clenched voice scolds,
"Stop this instant or I'll give you something
to cry about."

The Editor’s Dilemma

IN THE HIDDEN CHAMBER OF OUR
INTIMACY ALL PROS AND CONS MINGLE.

A writer writes something. Next, an
editor edits it, eliminating grammatical and factual errors and usually
tightening the style if needed. The text then goes to a translator,
whose job is to translate the text. A final editor (me!) then makes sure
that the text is as natural sounding as possible in the target
language.

THE FAMOUS TIGHTROPE WALKER
HOUDINI WOULD SPREAD HIS ARMS.

The translator’s dilemma is the
challenge that a translator faces when needing to relay something from
one language that does not translate exactly or even smoothly. A joke is
lost; do you “make up for it” later? How can you convey a stylistic
flourish? Do cultural activities get explanations?

 

TIME SEEMS TO STAND STILL TILL MY
HISTORY COMES ALIVE.

The particular translator's dilemma that I’ve been thinking
about this week is the one that happens when for some reason the source
language editor has not done their job. This is sometimes not because
the editor did a bad job, but because the writer did not feel the need
for an editor at all.

 

I WOULD ASSEMBLE IT THE WAY FIRST ANTHROPOLOGISTS WOULD
ASSEMBLE SKELETON OF MESOZOIC SAURIANS.

The dilemma is this: What if the writer is a
poor writer; what if the text is error-ridden
in the extreme? Is the translator's job to make sure the writer's work
is reproduced as faithfully as possible?  to
make text sound as good as it can? to make the text easier for the reader? Is the translator's duty to the
writer, or to the text, or to the reader?

 

SHE IMPERSONATES THE HEAVENLY AND
HELLISH BEAUTY.

The language editor's dilemma is the same song at a
different pitch. It IS an editor's job to fix factual, grammatical, and
stylistic errors. The problem is, when the text gets to the translator,
it should already have been cleared of error in the source text, and the
language editor should really only be worrying about such stylistic
changes as are necessary to make the text sound natural in the target
language. Should.

 

IT TESTS TRESPASSING INTRUDERS IN AN INNOCUOUS FOREPLAY.

But. I just got done editing a book that had so many errors it was almost funny. I decided to
go at it as the first editor should have done, which meant a lot of
research. It turns out that I enjoyed it (the research part) a lot more
than I’d expected. I turned in a text that was reasonably accurate,
grammatically correct, and stylistically still a reasonable reflection
of the writer. I feel a little morally conflicted, because the English
version doesn’t align with the original as it should, which is beyond
the call, but I felt I had to do it that way. I’m not even sure if I was
appropriately loyal to the readers, who have now been robbed of some
pretty funny stuff. However, since it was too good to throw it all away,
I have given you a little taste of the meal.

 

HEROD WASHED HIS HANDS.

facts are simple and facts are straight

Hi! Hi! What's up with you? What's up with me is that I have TOO MUCH
TIME and everything takes on this super-saturated intensity, and I
forget that the world is in fact going on as usual and it's just I'm
looking at it a bit funny. But anyway I thought maybe I should just say
what's facts and not so much feelings.

Facts are that we've been going to the cottage a lot. Pulling nails
out of old boards, lots of chainsawing, watching various flowers
(planted and otherwise) pop up. The current focus is on the front porch,
which was caving in because the previous owners built it on sand. I am
not making this up. So the whole thing came down and now we will figure
how to put it back up, this time not on sand. Lots of time spent in
pubs, on the train, and at the dining room table with graph paper trying
to figure out what to do. Graph paper and booze is a winning
combination.

Facts are that I've been sick for almost two weeks. I'm so much
better now, but I still can't walk about without a box of tissues in
hand. This is somewhat complicated when there are abrupt pressure
changes, which render me entirely useless on the best of days. On
Saturday I spent most of the day in bed, drifting between sleep and a
pile of New Yorkers, jumping up with a periodic flood of motivation only
to sink back down as everything went black and starry. Sunday was
better, but still not great: the one thing I nearly managed to
accomplish (picking up a glass from the floor) was thwarted when I
smashed my face into a nail. Good times.

Facts are that freelancing is going pretty well, actually better
than I would have thought. I am able to put food on my family! That
said, it turns out that marketingspeak is my chalkboard fingernails, and
that I am also not terribly happy with art critiques, of which I
currently have a book's worth to do. I love the translator and it's not
hard work, it's just irritating. Last week I did a medical paper on
yawning, which was fine text-wise, but lead to more napping than was
probably strictly necessary. Coming up this week: a travelogue. You
guys, if I don't get a simple "stereotactically-inserted
somethingsomething in the cortex" soon, I'm going to scream. Yes: "It's
not brain surgery" for me means something else: it means it's actually
hard work.

Facts are that I've thrown the last two books I've read, which is
not good. I'm thinking of a New Campaign, reading Pulitzer winners
(exceptions: Do not have to read the egregious Kavalier and Clay again).
This started as an idea to read all the Man Bookers, but then I
realized I've hated more than half of the ones I read, echh. So: Pullet
Surprises it is. If I take off the ones I've read already, I've still
got some 70 books to read, so this becomes part of the five-year plan,
clearly, because I am not one of those book-a-week geniuses.

Facts are that I feel sometimes as though I'm making no progress as a
person, and then I remember how much I was crying this time last year,
and I feel ready to launch my own self-help channel. Now: your turn.

AT-510A

I open the door and you’re there which is surprising and not. There’s an
awkward moment and I step back to let you in but you reach forward,
your thumb along my jaw and it fits like it always did and my head tilts
into your warm fingers like it always did; our open palms and eager mouths
and matching eyes are mirrors, and here we are. You say, I realized I love you. Then I
realize something for myself, which is: this is not real. My real life
is not a story, because stories aren’t real.

Nothing
against stories but the thing that is missing for me is the part where
they break from the existing narrative. The thing that is missing for
me is when somebody says: I don’t want to be a story. The thing I don’t
get is when he says he’s prince charming, when she says she’s actually a
princess; when they shed the toadskin and the ragged dress and instead
of stepping into something new they step into the promises that were
made to them by people who were frankly untrustworthy. I’m not saying
we have to go all fourth wall on everything; I’m wondering why people
keep building the same walls.

I mean, listen: I’m biased.
If I step into the story and stay, we know perfectly well what happens. I
chop off my heels to try to be what he wants and when he finds out he
doesn’t say, oh the sacrifices you made for me. When he finds
out he says, hey actually I think I love your your sister; let’s
turn the carriage around and get her
. So I have maybe less than the
usual desire to participate. I’m acknowledging that. If you think I
didn’t want him; if you think I didn’t burn for the prince same as
everyone it’s because I lied about it, because I knew how it would go
and where it would end.

So yes I am predisposed to hating
the walls, hating the story, hating all of that; out of
self-preservation if nothing else. I see that. I used all my power of
myth and wore out my dancing shoes, sewed nettles with my bleeding
hands, and then ran and escaped across the bridge of one hair instead. I
never expected a white horse or your prodigal love. And I took myself
out of the story long ago.

manic pixie dream girl grows up

He comes home from work to find her playing with the kids, and they sit
on the carpet together and draw pictures and he feels the day melt from
his shoulders.
If they don't have kids maybe he comes home from work
and she's made interesting cocktails and they have inventive and playful
sex.
One day they smash all the dishes so they can dress up in their wedding
clothes and go shopping for more.
Over dinner he tells her about his
day and she listens and they dress in costumes to act out the stupid
people until he doesn't feel the pain anymore.
They sneak homemade popcorn into the local multiplex and make fun of the
movies they're better than.
In the morning his ironed clothes are
laid out in witty positions and he goes to work again, smiling at his
luck.
During the day she works somewhere collecting stories for his amusement.
Or maybe she stays home and cleans the windows drawing secret messages
in her breath for him.
Weekends an adventurous trip or maybe a
dutiful one made fun by creative sidelines and thrilling insights.
They don't talk about ideas much, but they push boundaries and explore
inner worlds. He thinks about writing it down or painting, which will
please her because she loves how artistic he is.
I should never have
given them kids. Okay: the kids magically fade when children are no
longer fun to play with.
And then they grow old together and he reads her all the love letters he
ever meant to write her and she likes that a lot and forgets the rest.
They
die entwined and everybody sighs with completion.

Or one day he
comes home and the words she is saying are actually important and they
aren't about him but he has to pay attention. It's so demanding. She
wants to go back to school and maybe she blames him for pulling her out
of what she said was a waste of time. One day he comes home and there's
no dinner and she's crying and she throws a dish at his head, several
dishes and they don't go shopping afterwards. One day he comes home and
she says I have a life too, you know. But he didn't know, because she
never told him, because he never wanted to know. And he says let's go
scream at the trains? Let's capture a leopard, let's tap dance, let's
listen to the Shins? And she says Oh you assholes. This stuff works for
you because you are simple; I need more than that. And then what sucks
is that she doesn't evaporate, because she was real. Now they have that
pain to deal with, and no amount of soundtrack can make it better.

for clarity: Manic Pixie Dream Girls

three by three

Things that annoy:
people who use air quotes to convey their
superiority
errors on government websites
my brain when
insufficiently stimulated

Things that confound:
people who
dance to a different rhythm than the one playing
taking the time to wonder instead of taking the time to find out
where
the last hour went

Things that delight:
the mash-up of "It
Wasn't Me" and "Let It Be"

20 minute naps
when you throw your head back to laugh

because

I moved away and you didn't write. I wrote and you didn't write back.
You wrote a letter criticizing me for being stupid, and you were right
but I couldn't think how to apologize. You thought "contemplating your
navel" meant picking your nose, literally. I grew
up faster than you. One day I realized I hated the way you walked. You
got obsessed with movie actors. You started dating my boyfriend. You
went on a diet and I watched you peeling lettuce leaves off in strips
and saw we were fundamentally different. You told stories about me and
embellished them to make them more interesting, which is also known as
lying. You told me I was ruining my life but didn't seem to have any
suggestions about how to stop. You gave my friend an STD and denied it
to him and confessed it to me. You grew up faster than I did. You didn't
invite me to your party. You told me it wasn't possible to love me. 
You said it was too far for you to come and visit me, and I should visit
you instead. I chose the person who didn't ask me to choose. You said I
should forget you. You hung up on me. I wasn't your ideal. You had
children with a man you professed to hate. I had a six hour layover in
your airport and you had a date and didn't show. You said once I was
gone you probably wouldn't even miss me. You rubbed my forearm and
called me baby names. Once I wasn't there and you didn't even notice. I couldn't let it go, so I let you go instead.